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Permalink The Ten Commandments

We all know the story. If you didn't read the 'good book' then let me fill you in. You see, when Moses came down from the mountain and saw the people partying and having a good time, with a golden calf to worship, he went into a fit of rage, and he threw down and destroyed the tablets that contained the commandments. Gone was 'thou shalt not murder'. Gone was 'thou shalt not covet thy neighbours wife'. Instead, he went back to get some new ones from God. It is these that are listed in the Bible as "the ten commandments" (the originals are just referred to as the 'commandments').

And so, as a public service announcement, and out of the goodness of my heart, I have them listed:

1. Thou shalt worship no other god.

2. Thou shalt make thee no molten gods.

3. The feast of unleavened bread shalt thou keep.

4. Six days thou shalt work, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest.

5. Thou shalt observe the feast of weeks.

6. Thrice in the year shall all your menchildren appear before the Lord God.

7. Thou shalt not offer the blood of my sacrifice with leaven.

8. Neither shall the sacrifice of the feast of the passover be left until the morning.

9. The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring unto the house of the Lord thy God.

10. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.



I especially like the last one, where you are not allowed to cook the baby goat in its mothers milk. I wonder how many christians pay special attention to it?

For the bible scholars

posted: by veggiedude: 11/12/2004 02:17:13 PM  

6 Comments on: "The Ten Commandments"

Posted by: Joanna Terpstra on
3:17 AM  

You seem to studying the bible a lot for an atheist.
I feel like I'm back in sunday school!

I don't know what the statistics are on this, but just about every atheist I know is an ex-catholic.


Posted by: veggiedude on
9:36 AM  

I have a thing for Mythology.


Posted by: Snave on
9:23 PM  

Heck, I know a fair amount about the Good Book too. It's a good thing to do that when you are in the minority. If you can understand them better, I think it helps in case you have to confront them.

What does it mean to seethe a kid in his mother's milk? I'm sure "kid" means young goat in this case, but does "seethe" mean something like "boil"?

As Homer Simpson might say, dreamily:

"Mmmmmmmm... young goat boiled in it's mother's milk..."


Posted by: Nixon Agnew on
7:00 AM  

I love pointing out aberations in the Bible. My personal favorite:

"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her."

- From Deuteronomy 22:28-29 (Translation may vary)

But oddly, even a man as godless as myself likes a lot of the things Christ said -- You know, stuff like be nice to each other and don't kill people. Isn't it ironic that most of us godless liberals probably follow closer to Jesus's teachings than most Christians?


Posted by: Anonymous on
6:39 AM  

Exept for the fact that if you die without Christ you go to hell.

And I don't know where you get your Ten Commandments but you better through that bible away. Jesus said "It's not what goes into the mouth that defiles a man, for it is turned to waist and expeled. It is what comes out of the mouth that defiles a man, for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks."


Posted by: veggiedude on
8:26 AM  

Throw away the King James version of the bible? Okay. Will do. It is taken from Exodus 34.

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